Facebook Notes

It's a given why our blog crew has been slow...and it rhymes with spacewook. A simple check of my status will update you anyway.

Speaking of 'status'....you gotta love it when people don't understand (or maybe forget) the syntax of the status bar when updating it. How awesome is it when you read that your friend "is loves my girlfriend", or "is needs to relax". Wow. (note to Lili: You get a freebee for 'Lili is "had a bad day"...inside joke) ;)

Another thing that makes me cringe is when people wear their hearts on their status bar. Good gawd...is it necessary to announce to your 300 friends that you're dying from your breakup? Drama queens create awkward moments in person...FB just gives them a medium to do this with a larger group. Nobody likes a status bar drama queen. Maria, can you imagine that 'Birch Run' incident if we had FB back in the day? (i.e. Ferrari is wanting to scratch someone's eyes out...but will jump out of the car and start walking the 100 miles home instead!). (note: Ferrari is a pseudonym for an ex-gf of mine, who is named after a different foreign automobile.)

It's hilarious that each application on FB is being one-upped by other applications. Someone mentioned this before, but is it really necessary to have a SUPERwall or a SUPERpoke as opposed to just a regular one? Don't use that regular wall, because apparently that just isn't good enough! If anything needs to be supersized, someone should figure out how to create the SUPER Happy Hour application!

Lastly....why couldn't I have invented Facebook? I sure as hell wouldn't have turned down the one billion buh to sell it!

~Ditty of the week...I heart 'sausage wallet'.